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Considering the brass neck this woman has already
shown in defending her failure as a manager, is
this really a surprise. One can only hope that if
she persists that she is completely pilloried in
the press, and becomes unemployable ever again in
any government or local government position. 
Ah Schlafy..that's not good either! Lovely young
man from MHS is here and heating is half-fixed.
He's ace!
The essentials:
> Sylvette cloth.
> Tights, ladies, GS, non-folding. No fishnets or other patterns.
> Two tins of polish. One must be Kiwi as it contains natural beeswax.
> Two good brushes labelled 'On' and 'Off'.
> Sylvette cloth.
> Tights, ladies, GS, non-folding. No fishnets or other patterns.
> Two tins of polish. One must be Kiwi as it contains natural beeswax.
> Two good brushes labelled 'On' and 'Off'.
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Bad day - Going to the filling station , putting
petrol in car, offering switch card to assistant
only to have her hand it back with "Sorry
luvvie its been declined"
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powder and ash, but what's left is without form.
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